I must admit it took me a second to get this...and then I nearly spewed my coffee all over the place when I burst out laughing...
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered: 'Is that one word, or two?'
Comments (5)
ROTFL! Thanks for the morning laugh.
Posted by María I. | September 11, 2008 1:32 PM
Posted on September 11, 2008 13:32
It took me a minute too but then I cracked up!
Posted by Annie | September 11, 2008 5:05 PM
Posted on September 11, 2008 17:05
I too did not get it at first. I made sure to take a sip while reading this and good thing! It took me a second also. Hilarious!! Good one Anne :)
Posted by girasoli | September 11, 2008 6:13 PM
Posted on September 11, 2008 18:13
Anne, that's a groaner. You also made me choke on my coffee!
Posted by sandrac | September 12, 2008 3:38 PM
Posted on September 12, 2008 15:38
:) Good one!
Posted by Kathy (Trekcapri) | September 13, 2008 1:35 PM
Posted on September 13, 2008 13:35