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Viagra! They're Sending ME Viagra Promo Ads!

So, I ask you, what the hell is this all about?
I'm receiving emails from some guy called Gene Audria.
He's sending them to the_boss @ my service provider's email address.
He wants to give me such a deal!
" Free CialisViagra For you! You Will get Free Pills with any order purchase juo 85 "...whatever that means.
How do these guys get our email addresses and who ARE these guys?

I can handle the phone solicitations that come daily to my office phone. I have a built-in BS detector when the caller begins his canned promo speech, "Good MORNING, and how are YOU this fine morning? Is the person who makes the budgeting decisions available to have a conversation with me this glorious morning?"

That's about the time I ask, "What are you selling?"
He often responds, "Wow! You are GOOD!"

That's the best part of the conversation, because it's at that point I tell him that I'm in no way interested, I want my name taken off the call log in his company and then I hang up.
Immediately.
Decisively.

I often wonder how these guys make a living, if everyone's like me, cranky and completely not cooperative. What's the purpose?
Same thing with the Viagra email...what's the purpose for that intrusion into my private email program?
I simply don't get it.
Do you?

Quotes that might make you laugh...
"A new viagra virus is going round the Internet. It doesn't affect your hard drive, but you can't minimize anything for hours." ~ Joan Rivers

"I am a sexual machine now.
Raring to go every second of the day.
I'm human Viagra. I am Will-agra." ~ Will Smith

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
~ Rodney Dangerfield

Comments (1)

kendall austin:

For a while I was getting porn spam. What ticked me off the most was the horrible spelling on the titles. (no, I don't encourage porn).
Kendall


Yikes, Kendall!
What can I say...not cool, huh?
Don't they have anything better to do?
Ciao,
Brenda

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