That's my story...and I'm stickin' to it!

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, because it will be giving away my trade secrets for making a million before I'm 30! However, being the generous soul that I am, I'm going to step out on a limb and give you these amazing insider investment bonanzas for next year...
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems and Mary Kay Cosmetics and Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros. and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

Don't tell anyone else about these...this way, only you and I will be richer than we can imagine!

"The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket." ~ Frank Hubbard

Jerry was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

CBC has a cool little video that the programmers insert at the end of any TV program to fill in the space til the next program begins, to educate us about the beauty of our wildlife, flora and fauna, and the necessary protection of that wildlife.

Those video inserts are called 'Hinterland: Who's Who.'

Here's a little satirical look at those video clips. This is called Hinterland: What's What.
Enjoy!

I found this delightful comedienne in an e-mail form a friend. She makes me laugh, every single time I watch her! Hope you enjoy her portrayal of life!