My young brother is Johnny, and I always called him little Johnny,so when my friends e-mailed me this with the subject line "Little Johnny", I thought it was about my brother. Well, it is NOT.
At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?'
'Very good! And what is it used for?'
'It is used for a headache.'
The second pupil said: 'Nytol.'
'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine. 'And what it is used for?'
'To help you sleep', replied the student.
Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.'
'And what is it used for, Johnny?' asked the surprised Sister Catherine.
'It is used for diarrhea.'
'And who told you this, Johnny?'
'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father 'take a viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.''
Sister Catherine fainted.
Comments (8)
LOL. Good one, Candi. I love Little Johnny jokes!
Posted by sheri | July 30, 2009 8:14 PM
Posted on July 30, 2009 20:14
Too funny! My younger brother is a Johnny too!
Posted by Annie | July 31, 2009 8:04 AM
Posted on July 31, 2009 08:04
Hi Candi,
:)
Thanks for the TGIF joke!
Posted by Kathy (Trekcapri) | July 31, 2009 8:21 AM
Posted on July 31, 2009 08:21
good one and that's my first dose of daily meds...laughter meds. thanks have a great weekend
Posted by Barb Cabot | July 31, 2009 11:02 AM
Posted on July 31, 2009 11:02
haha - definitely!
Posted by expatraveler | August 1, 2009 9:46 AM
Posted on August 1, 2009 09:46
too funny - thanks for the laugh! :)
Posted by Anne | August 1, 2009 10:00 AM
Posted on August 1, 2009 10:00
Funny! ;)
Posted by María I. | August 4, 2009 1:45 PM
Posted on August 4, 2009 13:45
Very funny!! :D
Posted by girasoli | August 10, 2009 2:15 AM
Posted on August 10, 2009 02:15