Zalma, Missouri - Marble Hill, Missouri - San Luis Obispo, California - Branson, Missouri
Borgo di Montemigiano, Umbria - Firenze, Toscana - Roma, Lazio - Gallipoli, Puglia
Santa Elana Cloud Forest, Costa Rica - Blue Hole, Belize
Madrid, Espana - Costa de Morte, Galicia - Medina del Campo, Espana
Parque Nacional da Peneda, Portugal - Evora, Portugal - Lisboa, Portugal
Budapest, Hungary - Kotor, Montenegro - Lovcen, Montenegro - Durmitor, Montenegro
Staffa, Scotland - Orkney, Scotland - Edinburgh, Scotland
Instead of paying for a funeral, my money will pay for airline tickets. Those airline tickets will be distributed to special people in my life. They'll be taking equally divided portions of my ashes to all the places in the world I want to go. Places where my parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents are buried. Places I've visited and love. Places I've wanted to go and just didn't make it to before I kicked the bucket.
Taking my ashes to a designated location is not without challenges, like the fact that in might be illegal.
The one place I really DON'T want any of my ashes to go? Scottsboro, Alabama! So, if you are one of my escorts, please put me in your carryon. I wouldn't want to end up in a piece of checked luggage that went missing.