Kim's Halloween joke inspired me to post a joke. Here goes...
Shortest Blond Joke:
One blonde asks another:
"Which is further, London or the Moon?"..............
The other replies:
"HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here??!!"
A friend sent this joke to me a few years ago. When I read it the other day, my first thought was "being able to see Russia"... (you know the rest).
All you need to do, change a few words and it fits in perfectly with the Halloween theme under "scary"!!