Thought we could all use a good laugh this morning.
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, "You've
got to make love to me this very moment."
My eyes lit up and I thought, I am either still dreaming or this is
going to be my lucky day. Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her
T-shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, "What was that
all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."