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Thought we could all use a good laugh this morning.


She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, "You've
got to make love to me this very moment."

My eyes lit up and I thought, I am either still dreaming or this is
going to be my lucky day. Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her
T-shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, "What was that
all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

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Was it soft or hard boiled... oh forget it....



Kim [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Funny, Diana. Amy thought it was even funnier that my mother sent me the joke. :)


Kim, I thought you said we could all use a GOOD laugh (drumroll, please)

I think the funniest part is that your Mom sent this!


Very funny, Kim. I am so glad that the sense of humor is still very much intact!

I read this right after I woke up this morning. At first I thought you were writing about yourself. I finally figured out it was a joke. Very funny!!! Thanks for the laugh :)

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