Mom sent me a little joke for a laugh this morning, enjoy!
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Cosmos.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her behind that said..... "
"From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''
Other Thinks (6)
Thanks for the chuckle!!
Posted by Lisa | December 16, 2008 9:45 AM
Posted on December 16, 2008 09:45
I find it very easy to get over-enthusiastic on Cosmos. :D Funny story!
Posted by Colleen | December 16, 2008 3:35 PM
Posted on December 16, 2008 15:35
*snort* I love your Mom.
Posted by Amy | December 16, 2008 4:05 PM
Posted on December 16, 2008 16:05
Your mom is my kind of lady!
Very cute joke.
Judy
Posted by tourmama | December 16, 2008 6:52 PM
Posted on December 16, 2008 18:52
I'm sitting here with a friend from work and read this out-loud to her. She spewed her hot tea!
Posted by Deborah | December 16, 2008 10:47 PM
Posted on December 16, 2008 22:47
I read this the other morning...even as a non-morning person, this made me smile.
Posted by girasoli | December 19, 2008 2:47 AM
Posted on December 19, 2008 02:47