"Something is up! I don't know what, but we all got haircuts and now Mom is making me wear this stupid bandana. I don't think they're leaving because I don't see any luggage. I HATE when they take out luggage! Sometimes there is other people's luggage when friends visit us. That kind is good."
"Ohoh...I just got in trouble, but not BIG trouble, because she was laughing. Mom put the basket on the floor, and wiped off the table with a bunch of platters and dishes. How was I supposed to know it wasn't a new doggie bed? It was kind of scratchy anyway. Sheesh! She's been in the kitchen a lot, but no tasters today! I hope she remembers my treat!"