"May I please have a gluten-free, low fat, low-carb, Omega-3, organic, high-fiber, flax seed toasted bagel with fat-free, Vegan cream cheese and a cup of decaf with soy non-dairy creamer and Splenda?"
"We don't have that!"
"Okay, great! I'll take a regular bagel with cream cheese, and a caffe latte, please."


Comments (2)
That is the funniest early morning comment -- evah! Pass the cream cheese!
Posted by Cathy Butero | January 26, 2012 7:14 AM
Posted on January 26, 2012 07:14
I love this!
Posted by Barb Cabot | January 27, 2012 2:15 PM
Posted on January 27, 2012 14:15