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Jokes for a Monday: The Apology and Financial Planning

The Apology:

Hi Sweetheart,

I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something.
I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy.
All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season. Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you today; and now I will be off to the hockey rink.

Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I'll be home later.

Love you
Her response -

Hi Honey,

Thank you for that heart-felt apology. I don't often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it. I, too, felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize. I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy.
I will try to respect your feelings from now on. Thank you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me. It really means a lot.
In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you; and now I am off to the mall.

I love you too!



Financial Planning:

Dan was a single guy living at home in Chicago with his father and working in the family restaurant business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his cancer stricken father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "But in just a few months my father will die and I will inherit $200 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men are.

Comments (4)


LOL!!!!!! Thanks for starting my week off with a good laugh.


OH, dear LORD!!! I will be repeating this last one for months to come...


love both of these!

Gerardina :

Love it! LOL!! Heheeheee

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