A Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins With ... Too Much Luggage

I've borrowed this idea from Amy of "Destination Anyway." A MeMe on names. I've exaggerated ever so slightly in a couple of spots, in the interests of maintaining a narrative flow.

1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car):
Laddie Chevette (That sounds more like my gangsta name!)

2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe):
Nutella Wedge Slide (That sounds more like my Ivy League Name)

3. Your Native American name (favourite colour, favourite animal):
Purple Bear (This one almost works!)

4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born):
Anne Hooterville (I fear I'm going to be typecast..)

5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name):
Corsa (This would be in the Italian version of Star Wars)

6. Superhero name (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink):
Yellow Limoncello (Fighting crime AND sobriety)

7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers):
Anton John (That would be the NASCAR pianist-singer-songwriter)

8. Stripper name (the name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favourite candy):
Chanel Jujub (VERY classy gal, yes?)

10. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter):
Ree Regina (I have no words)

11. Spy name (your favourite season/holiday, flower):
Spring Iris (That wouldn't even work for Austin Powers)

12. Cartoon name: (favourite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now):
Peach sweatshirt (Maybe that would work for The Simpsons!)

13. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree):
Toast Birch (At least it's simple, and wholesome.)

Oh, and the part I made up was the name of my hometown. It's really Eckville, but my siblings
and I always joked it should have been called Hooterville, from the old TV series Green Acres.