Got this from a friend today and thought that I would pass it along. I love Maxine! Hope it makes you chuckle.
MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves,
shows up and stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad
to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with
and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company..
Life is like a roll of toilet paper
...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...