Got this from a friend today and thought that I would pass it along. I love Maxine! Hope it makes you chuckle.
MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed. 
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis
shows up and stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad
to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with
Al Zymer.
and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company..
Now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper
...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...
Comments (4)
LOL, thanks for the laugh!
Posted by Maria I. | March 19, 2010 4:11 PM
Posted on March 19, 2010 16:11
LOL!
Posted by Candi | March 19, 2010 8:15 PM
Posted on March 19, 2010 20:15
Maxine is always funny.
(I want to know if you had to download all the Maxine photos and upload them to Movable Type.)
Thank you for sharing.
Posted by Eden | March 20, 2010 2:57 AM
Posted on March 20, 2010 02:57
Just catching up with old blog posts.
This is SO funny!
Posted by nancyhol | June 2, 2010 2:08 PM
Posted on June 2, 2010 14:08